you're the brightest star in a pocket full of skies

( Horse dragon at 2 days and 8 hours eck )

( :) )

Thanks again for yesterday's clicks. All clicking done!

( Pet the babies ... mind the teeth )

I am back, and now taking requests if anyone needs any icons made for RP.

( friday )

I managed to find somebody to gender-trade with at the Forum, so now I have a pair of frozen hatchlings and, as soon as these two grow up, a pair of adults. They are not breedable though, so their only function will be to look pretty on the scroll... until the next Halloween at least.

Edited, because I forgot to post the new hatchling.

( Clicks preferred )

All grown up now, thanks!

(Thanks for the clicks! I’ll be ninja-clicking each posted egg and hatchling)

Once again, thanks to the most wonderful alicit! We all have one Harvest hatchie on our scrolls. *smishes her* Thanks in advance for the clicks and views; they are silently returned! All scrolls and dragons are posted with permission.
( The brood )

(  gummiebeer and gommeke  )

Hi. I am new to Insane Journal, the Bloggish Layout, working with CSS code and I have a free account. On my journal I am using a code found here  http://asylums.insanejournal.com/freelayouts/2957.html#cutid1 (the hyberlink button isn't working for some reason for me). I can't seem to find the part of the code that changes the colors in the side bar nor can I figure out how to add links. Any help would be greatly appreciated.

Ninjas, away!

http://notalwaysright.com/when-one-door-closes-another-door-shuts/3075

http://notalwaysright.com/?p=3075

(Supermarket | Montreal, QC, Canada)

(I’m assisting a customer in the parking lot with her groceries. She presses the lock button on the driver’s side door and closes it.)

Customer: “Oh no! I locked my keys in the ignition!”

Me: “Well, your back door is still open.”

Customer: “I know, I know, but my door is locked! D***!”

Me: “But the back door is still open. You could pass through it to–”

Customer: *slams the back door shut* “Fine, there! Now it’s closed! Can we get back to my problem now?”

http://notalwaysright.com/learning-by-example/3060

http://notalwaysright.com/?p=3060

(Video Rental | Vancouver, BC, Canada)

Coworker: “Whoops, looks like there’s a 30 cent late fee on here for [movie]. It was returned a day late, so your total will be $6.25.”

Customer: “What?! That’s impossible! I returned it the day after I rented it!”

Coworker: “Well, it was a seven day rental, and it shows here that you returned it a day late at 6:13 pm.”

(The customer continues to argue very loudly with my coworker, yelling out things like, “Do you know who I am?!” However, I tune it out because a regular customer comes up to my register.)

Me: “Hi, Mr ***!”

Regular: “Hey ***, love the hair. What’s the damage?”

Me: “Oh boy, $43.76 in late fees? Where did you go this time?”

(The regular leans way over into the other customer’s face and speaks loudly.)

Regular: “$43.76 in late fees, you say? Here is my debit card, miss!”

(He pulls his debit card out of his wallet with a big flourish.)

Regular: “Boy, I should learn to return my movies on time, which is clearly not the fault of this establishment!”

(The other customer shuts up, quickly pays, and leaves.)

Me: “You’re my favorite.”

Regular: “I know.”

(We waived half his fees and gave him a free rental.)

http://notalwaysright.com/you-cant-scam-your-cake-and-eat-it-too/3071

http://notalwaysright.com/?p=3071

(Restaurant | Oshawa, ON, Canada)

Me: “So, can I get you anything else?”

Customer: “No, I’d like to make a complaint. The chicken was dirty. You didn’t wash it off before cooking it. Could you take it off my bill?”

Me: “But you still ate it?”

Customer: “Yeah.”

Me: “You would get a discount if you sent it back, but you ate it.”

Customer: “Can I speak to your manager?”

(The manager comes out and they talk for a moment.)

Manager: “Alright, so I’ll just bring you your bill then.”

Customer: “But my friend told me if I complained, I’d get my meal free.”

Manager: “You ate the meal, so you don’t get a discount.”

Customer: “I didn’t bring any money, because I thought I wouldn’t have to pay!”

http://notalwaysright.com/youre-not-on-candid-camera/3068

http://notalwaysright.com/?p=3068

(Supermarket | United Kingdom)

Me: “That will be 23.75.”

Customer: “Hey, weren’t you that guy from Romeo and Juliet?”

Me: “Yes, I was. Did you see the performance?”

Customer: “I did, but why are you working here?”

Me: “Oh, I do this to get some work while I’m not acting.”

Customer: “Oh, no!”

Me: “What’s wrong?”

Customer: “This is one of those joke shows isn’t it? I’m on camera!”

Me: *laughs* “No, it isn’t. Don’t worry, actors just need more than one source of income sometimes.”

Customer: “Quick! Is a man gonna jump out of my food bag or something and scare me?”

Me: “Um, no. Don’t worry, I’m just working here part time.”

(She looks through her shopping bag.)

Customer: *turns to the person behind her* “I’m famous! I knew I was on camera look!”

(She pulls out a snow globe from her shopping bag.)

Customer: “You were gonna get me with this, weren’t you? Trying to act like you could see the future! It’s okay, dear. You can stop being in character now. You can come out now, camera crew!”

Me: *playing along* “Well you got us, ma’am. I have to say, nothing escapes you!”

(I turn to a camera that isn’t there.)

Me: “Follow us next week when we try to pull a gag on a petrol station customer! That’s a wrap. Thanks for playing, miss!”

(The customer happily pays and leaves.)

( clicky )

This was my long day and I've got to be up again early tomorrow, so I'll be ninja clicking and thanking people in advance for clicks. :-)

( Pet the babies ... mind the teeth )

( it's late, I'm tired...let's call this friday shall we? )

( Horse dragon at 3 days and 11 hours eck )