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It has been a long time since I been here and I really hope all of you are doing well, seeing as I do not come here often enough. But I was on drag cave tonight and I got a good batch of eggs. I will be posting mine, and my friend Marissa has kindly asked me to post hers so hers are going with mine. So please click and all that good stuff. Happy clicking and I hope all of you have a wonderful thanksgiving!


( Spread your wings and soar! )

( New Eggs )

( grow already )

Same lot as yesterday, although the blue striped hatchling should grow up soon. I tried to get a too hot egg for my son (he only managed to get the electric and ice ones), but no luck. I'll try again tomorrow.

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(  Thanks for your clicks :D  )

(  gummiebeer and gommeke  )

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(Tech Support | Summerville, SC, USA)

Me: “Thank you for calling tech support. What can I–”

Caller: “F*** YOU, B****! YOU G**D*** WOMEN HAVE NO F***ING RIGHT TO BELITTLE ME! B****!”

Me: “Um, sir, I think you have the wrong–”

Caller: “I SAID F*** YOU!”

Me: “Sir, this is tech support.”

Caller: “What?! Um…I mean…um…” *click*

(A few moments later, the phone rings again and I answer.)

Me: “Hello, tech support. What may I–”

Same caller: “F*** YOU!”

Me: “Sir, you have the wrong number.”

Same caller: *click*

(My boss who has been observing this the whole time decides to step in.)

Boss, to me: “I’ll handle the phone now.”

(Not surprisingly, the phone rings again. My boss picks it up, and before the guy on the other end can say anything…)

Boss: “Sir, if you keep pressing redial, you will keep reaching the wrong number.”

Same caller: “Oh, s***!” *click*

(He didn’t call back.)

...to find a nice surprise. New breeds, yay!

( clicky )

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(Fast Food | St. Catharines, ON, Canada)

(At my store, we charge for certain sauces if you get them on the side. I have just given the customer his food, but rather then leave he just stands there and stares at me.)

Me: “I’m sorry, sir. Was there something else I can get for you?”

Customer: “Yeah, I want sauce.”

Me: “I’d be happy to get you some they are 25 cents. How many do you want?”

Customer: “No, just give it to me for free.”

Me: “I’m afraid I can’t do that. I’d get in trouble sir.”

Customer: “I won’t tell you manager!”

Me: “Actually, my manager is right there.” *points him out*

Customer: “Oh…well, give it to me anyway. You can get another job later.”

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(Call Center | Orlando, FL, USA)

Me: “Thank you for calling ***. How may I help you today?”

Caller: “I’m having problems with my computer and–”

(Suddenly, what sounds like an air raid siren sounds off in the background.)

Me: “Ma’am, I apologize. I was unable to hear what you said.”

Caller: “Stupid tornado warnings! They always make it hard to talk on the phone.”

Me: “Oh…should I let you go?”

Caller: “Nah. This happens all of the time.”

(In addition to the siren, I hear a door slam and the sound of someone else entering the room. I hear a male voice who I guess is the caller’s husband.)

Caller’s husband: “D*** it woman, are you crazy?! Get to the basement!”

Caller: “Oh, I guess I should go…” *hangs up*

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(Retail | St. Charles, MO, USA)

Customer: “Excuse me, how do I get out?”

Me: “The door is right over there, ma’am.”

Customer: “Yes, but it’s not opening.”

Me: “It isn’t an automatic door.”

Customer: “So, how do I get out?”

Related:
Why Judgment Day’s Gonna Be A Cakewalk

Closer to my usual time today.

( Pet the babies )

( monday, monday )

Heh! My hatchlings grew up and/or gendered right in time for me to get the new eggs; that is pretty helpful of them, isn't it? Let's see what I do with that open spot tomorrow. I hear there are quite nice eggs dropping at the AP... it may be well worth a visit. ;-)

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( happy monday )

(  gummiebeer and gommeke  )

(  Thanks for your clicks :D  )

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(Kindergarten Class | New Zealand)

(I am working in a kindergarten where over half of the kids are Maori. The Maori word for scissors is ‘kutikuti,’ which is pronounced ‘cutty cutty’.)

Me, to a child: “Can you pass me the kutikuti please?”

Mother: “What did you say to my child?”

Me: “I asked her to pass me the scissors.”

Mother: “Don’t talk baby to my child. She’s smart enough to use adult words.”

Me: “I wasn’t. I was using the Maori name for scissors.”

Mother: “No, you said cutty cutty. That’s not Maori. I’m Maori, and I think I know Maori when I hear it.”

(The child interrupts. She grabs her mom by the hand and drags her off to a poster on the wall which has a few art objects and their Maori names under them.)

Child: “Mom, why do you always have to pick fights with people? I’m very disappointed in you!”

(When her mother left I gave the kid the biggest sticker I could find to put on her good behaviour chart.)